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Did you see this article? Examiner.com writer Jess Motiff posted this: Pride of a city - The Green Bay Packers.

Let me address a couple of points in this article because I think it always better to listen to ME when talking about ME. Here are some quotes that need clarification:

"Favre was a great part of the team’s history." Not a great part, the greatest part.

"However, for some to think that he is the franchise is just sad." Some to think? Everyone to think. And I also think he made a typo. "Is just sad" was probably supposed to read "makes me glad".

"The Packers didn’t come into existence in 1992." Well duh... How stupid do you think I am? I came to the Packers 1992. They must have been in existence when I came to them.

If you allow for time to trade for ME, design game plans for ME, build a separate dressing area just for ME, that would make the beginning year of the franchise about 1990. I haven't looked this up but I'm guessing I'm pretty close on the year.

I'll be contacting Mr Motiff to correct these quotes.

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ME on ME

Probably wondering why you haven't heard from ME for a while. Truth is, even I'm getting sick of ME. I mean really, how much more can be said about ME. We all know I'm the greatest, because, well, I'm ME.

So, I'm just gonna keep it low until I join the Vikings, because the Vikings deserve the best (ME) and I would never do anything to disrupt the team. Just ask the Jets. News you can trust, from ME.

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High School Football Players

There's been a lot of speculation on why I practice with high school football players. I'm an attention whore, I'm this, I'm that. All valid points but wrong. Why not just ask ME. Who knows ME better than ME?

It's very simple. It's the same reason that middls age guys often look for trophy girl friends. To make them feel young, alive, virile. I can't turn back the clock, so I find younger teammates.

Thats also why I have a separate dressing room from the rest of the team. I need to feel special. I'm ME, and the team is them. It has nothing to do with ME being vindictive, petty, immature, clueless, egotistical, manipulative, selfish, despicable, legacy-destroying, and traitorous.

Are we clear now? Good...

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More Bashing?

Everyone seems to be a comedian these days... Ha, ha, ha. Brett's a vindictive, petty, immature, clueless, egotistical, manipulative, selfish, despicable, legacy-destroying, traitorous butt-head.

I can take the name calling people, but this site (Sconnie Nation) has gone too far. The 1st name is Bret, not Brent. Lucky they didn't put the last name or they probably would've spelled it like it's pronounced. Interesting story about that. When I was little, I couldn't pronounce Fav-re, so the family change the pronunciation for the greater good (ME). But I digress.....

This has got to stop. Isn't easier to love me than hate me? What's not to love? Even if I might be vindictive, petty, immature, clueless, egotistical, manipulative, selfish, despicable, legacy-destroying, and traitorous, is that really so bad? Think about it...

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Judas Favre

Have you seen this website? Judas Favre. Everyone seems to have an opinion about ME. Why don't don't people just listen & believe ME?

Do these people think they're funny? Talking & acting like I'm some vindictive, petty, immature, clueless, egotistical, manipulative, selfish, despicable, legacy-destroying, traitorous butt-head. I'd like to set the record straight. I am NOT a butt-head.

People, people, this talk has got to stop. Why do you all persist? If you think it's your job to pick me apart, I have one word for you. Retire...


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Bevelle's Visit

Thankfully they sent my good friend Darrell to check out my arm, and not someone objective. I told him I'll only come back so I can stick it to the Packers for 2 games if I can make it through a 16 game season. No, really. An they believed ME.

Thing is, I didn't exactly make it through last year in one piece, and I haven't done any off season training (overthrowing high school football players doesn't count), but none the less, they believed ME.

Finally!!! A team that gets it. It doesn't matter what the Vikings think, or do, as long as I get my way. I am SO gonna kick the Packers butt have a great season. It'll be classic ME, just wait and see.

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Unretirement Motives

So many rumors, so many untruths. Who leaks all that stuff anyway? Regardless, I think it's time for me to set the record straight on why I'm coming back.

Reason # 1: I just want to stick it to the Packers compete. I love the game so much that the only thing that really matters to me is sticking it to the Packers playing football.

Reason #2: I want to pad my stats cement my legacy. I also want to make boatloads of money leave a legacy for fans present & future.

Reason #3: Most important, I want to see my face on ESPN as often as possible help lead the Vikings to the playoffs & hopefully the Super Bowl after I stick it to the Packers.

We good now? I knew once you heard ME explain, you'd understand....

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40% For ME

You've heard the stories about the Vikings adjusting their playbook 40%, to account for my enormous talent ME. True. Me and Brad (ever notice how I refer to my Head Coach by 1st name and all other players refer to them as Coach) have made allowances for my stellar unique brand of quarterback play.

Here's how the 40% breaks down:

10%: Throwing late down the middle into triple coverage. This includes ME motioning to receivers after the play, on camera, to put the blame on them for the interception or incompletion.

!0%: Throwing wounded ducks when I'm in the grasp of a defender, because getting sacked doesn't pat my stats. This includes throwing my O-Line under the bus even though I held the football for 10 seconds.

10%: Going for the big strike, instead of just going for the 1st down & moving the chains. Does anyone really remember how many 1st downs Joe Montana made?

5%: Forcing the ball to a receiver instead of checking down to a running back. When you check down & the running back racks up big yeards, who get the credit? Not ME.

5%: Calling audibles, trying to prove I am smarter than the coach and bigger than the team.

Now, that's what I call a playbook...

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Steve McNair

I don't know if you've heard about my good friend Steve McNair. Needless to say I am shocked & saddened and my heartfelt thoughts & prayers go out to his family & friends. I just found out about this yesterday. I've been so wrapped up with ME stuff that I must have missed it originally.

I mean, Steve & ME we're tight. Both from Mississippi, brothers on the gridiron, helping with each others charities. When did this happen anyway? I'm going have to jack up my pimps over at ESPN. They're supposed to keep ME in touch with this kinda stuff.

Rest In Peace & Godspeed Steve. May the wind be forever at your back.

Still can't believe it. I think I'll send one of my servants to get a card or something...

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Getting Close

The time is near my loyal subjects. You shall not have to wait much longer. I wish you did actually, because I despise training camp. But I also understand the pain of the little people (everyone but ME). 3 months is a long time to grovel, even though I am well worth it.

Next week the official coronation signing will take place. I give you my word. And we all know what that's worth...

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So ME

Am I hot or what? Got Playgirl on the phone as we speak. They want to see more of ME! Not sure what they mean cause I am pretty exposed in this photo. They must be talking about my left leg. It's kinda covered by my tractor...

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The Truth About The Condo

You're probably wondering why I put a $30,000 deposit on a condo in Minnesota, so let me clarify. $30K is all the pocket change I had when Deanna & ME went condo shopping. We really liked the condo and wanted to hold it until we can funnel some money out of Brett Favre Steakhouse petty cash to pay for it.

These things take time, especially when you're cultivating a "good 'ol boy" image. So, until we "officially buy" (we'll contact ESPN) the condo, please visit the Brett Favre Steakhouse. It's overpriced & has average food at best, but you're supporting a great cause (ME). So eat, drink, spend money.

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Paying Homage to Vince

A lot of people were pissed when I said my situation with the Vikings was similar to Lombardi's with the Washington Redskins. As I explained before, Vince was just a coach, so just chill.

But, to appease the little people (anyone but ME), I would like to smooth the collective feathers by replaying one of my favorite quotes from Vince (if he were alive, we'd be on a 1st name basis, because I'm ME).

"Money isn't everything, it's the ONLY thing".
~Vince Lombardi~

And you thought we didn't have a lot in common. Who's looking stupid now?

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My Future Agenda

OK. Now I'm pissed !!! Did you see this video? So NOT funny... I need to get to the bottom of this. Who the hell released my future agenda without my approval?

Boy is Deanna going to be pissed. I promised this would be my last year....

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7/6/09 5:16 AM

Did you check my new media puppet? Dr James Andrews. He's getting on in years & was looking for a retirement gig so who better to learn from...

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7/4/09 9:26 AM

Wondering why they haven't been selling #4 Viking's jerseys? Cause I haven't given them the OK. I'll let Roger know when it's OK with ME...

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7/2/09 8:19 AM

Word is, I'm coming back just for revenge on the Packers. Really people, are you that dumb? There's a whole lotta ca-ching on the table...

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7/1/09 7:14 AM

OK. I'm back & ready to be ME, especially after being family guy for 10 days. It was harder than keeping my consecutive game streak alive...

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6/26/09 7:04 PM

Michael Jackson? Farrah Fawcett? How come these people get more pub than ME?. Because they died? They're not ME, and I'm still alive...

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6/24/09 6:53 AM

Reports are I've reached deal with the Vikings. True. Done deal. Believe we finalized it all on August 10, 2008. Ready, Here I come Fran...

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6/21/09 9:19 AM

Now my arm is pain free? What about the rest of ME? Would hate to stop being a pain to the media & my adoring fans. I'm still ME after all..

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6/20/09 3:48 PM

How do people do it? Wife & kids? I mean really.... Talk, talk...talk talk talk. And none of it about ME. You'd think they were important.

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6/19/09 7:14 AM

Be off for a bit. Down time with the family (I think they're mine). Plan on doing this every 40 years or so. That's ME. Brett, family man...

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6/18/09 6:31 AM

Catch ME on the news? Mugging for the cameras, over throwing HS receivers, blaming HS receivers for running wrong routes. Ready Vikings?

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6/17/09 8:22 AM

Sales are down at my over priced Green Bay restaurant! Just because I'm a conniving liar & egomaniac? I'm still ME. Eat, drink, spend money.

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6/16/09 12:46 PM

People are all upset because I compared ME to Lombardi. There really is no comparison. He was just a coach, not ME. Take a chill Vince...

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6/16/09 6:23 AM

Did you see ME on HBO. Classic ME. Good 'ol boy routine, I just wanna play, blah blah blah. No news, no decisions. 20 minutes of nothing...

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6/15/09 3:36 PM

Here's a preview of the HBO interview. I'm gonna talk about nothing, whine because I don't get my way, and act like I'm smarter than you...

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6/15/09 1:35 PM

Gonna watch the Joe Buck HBO interview? It should be great, just like the Greta interview. Classic ME. Now everyone will understand Me...

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6/14/09 2:59 PM

OK. Done with Vikings "check out" visit. I showed my Wrangler commercial about 30 times. Think they will notice it wasn't really live ME...

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6/14/09 8:58 AM

Haven't been able to Tweet. The twits from the Vikings have been checking my arm. Why are they twits? They're pinning their season on ME...

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6/12/09 10:52 AM

Not happy with the lack of ME news. I'm launching my own TV satellite. Was going to sell the extra bandwidth, but my ego will need it all...

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6/12/09 8:20AM

Another week of OTA's missed. More non-stories on the Favre channel. Continued puppeting of the Vikings. All is right in the MEniverse...

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6/11/09 7:17 AM

'm just curious. I used to have my own category in the news crawler. What happened? You know there's never enough ME. I'll be watching...

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6/10/09 7:31 AM

Now the Vikings are brushing ME off cause I didn't attend OTA's. Was that really ever in question? And you make fun of Cheeseheads...

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6/10/09 12:00 AM

The Viking are giving ME a deadline? ME?.Have you been asleep for the last 5 years? When are these coaches & GM's gonna wake up?

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6/9/09 3:42 PM

There's been talk that I should make up my mind, for the good of the team. Really? Have you been watching my ME the last few years? Wake up.

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6/9/09 9:48 AM

I'm fixin' to teach Ted Thompson a lesson for pushing me out the door. I'm taking my ball & cry baby act, & going to Minnesota. Take that...

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6/8/09 9:14 AM

I thought I'd have surgery, rest a couple of days,and go work out at the high school. Never thought it would hurt. Vicodin/Miller time...

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6/5/09 7:14 PM

They had a ton of Sports Illustrated Mags with my pic on them, and NO ONE was buying. WTFFFFFFF...

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6/5/09 8:43 AM

Heading out to the Packer Pro Shop tent sale. Gotta get ME a Packer jersey. Any guess as to who my favorite Packer is? Just kidding...

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6/4/09 6:42 AM

Just phoned Sage. Told him to work hard, study the playbook & then get ready to sit on the bench & kiss my ass. Think he's loving ME?

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6/3/09 2:04 PM

I am SO pumped about not going to OTA's & training camp. Nothing like sitting in my mansion while my teammates sweat. So ME...

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6/2/09 3:51 PM

Some writer types have been making jokes about a "Favre quota" for their respective media. Let ME clarify. It's no joke!!!!

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6/2/09 7:50 AM

Seems to be a lull in talk about ME. What the hell is Bus doing anyway? Time to call one of my guinea pigs at the Favre network (ESPN).

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6/1/09 1:20 PM

I've been listening to all this talk about GM going bankrupt. It's about time Ted Thompson got what was coming to him. Glad he's not ME.

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5/29/09 8:38 AM

Well of course I'm gonna play for the Vikings to prove my point. Just not sure what that point is anymore...

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5/28/09 8:53 AM

Fran who?

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5/27/09 10:50 AM

Word is I'm on the terrorist watch list. Seems I'm better at this whole hostage thing than the people who make a living doing it. So ME...

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5/27/09 9:34 AM

I don't understand the big deal about me waiting to make a decision. I've been holding NFL teams hostage for 5 years. It's just ME baby.

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5/26/09 6:11 PM

Reports are saying the Vikings gave ME until the end of the week to decide if I'm coming back. ME? Brett Friggin' Lorenzo Favre? Me?

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5/26/09 12:14 PM

Teams talk about bringing ME in to start and mentor the other QB's on the roster until I am ready to retire. What does mentor mean exactly?

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5/24/09 5:35 PM

What a great Memorial Day weekend. Reconnected with my family. Did you know I have a wife & 2 kids? Surprised the hell out of ME.

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5/22/09 7:10 AM

When I finally do retire (yeah, right) I know what I'm gonna do. Spokesperson. And I found the perfect company. http://www.flipflopco.com/

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5/22/09 6:11 AM

ESPN reported Minnesotan's are "stressed" not knowing what I'm going do. SO, it's all about them now? Does anyone care that I'm stressed?

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5/21/09 1:58 PM

Let's see. Vikings 1st preseason game is August 14th. Six weeks recovery. That means a June 30th surgery. Awww, I'll miss training camp.

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5/21/09 6:03 AM

For the latest on ME, follow ME. I always have the latest scoop on ME, because at this point, nobody loves ME as much as ME

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5/20/09 12:58 PM

@Live4Sundays ME? I better ask him? You're my agent. Call him & tell him to tweet ME. Time to start earning that paycheck...

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5/20/09 12:39 PM

It just occurred to me that I AM, the NFL. ME & Roger are working the details (we're on a 1st name basis). National Favre League. So ME...

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5/20/09 11:34 AM

Just got back from lunch with my wife & kids. I think they're mine anyway. Every time I retire to spend time with them...well, you know

5/20/09 7:05 AM

OK..This is the definitive...final word, on surgery for ME. I'm still trying decide. Stay tuned for more ME....

5/19/09 2:27 PM

I just turned on ESPN and there talking about baseball. Friggin' BASEBALL? I am SO disillusioned. They don't know ME, like I know ME.

5/19/09 11:30 AM

The ME Poll. Brett Favre is 1. an attention whore 2. a Diva 3. Wishy washy 4. All of the above & a few more that aren't listed

5/19/09 11:21 AM

@live4sundays OK. You're rehired for now. I expect you to stay on top of ME with all this ME stuff. There's plenty of ME to go around.

5/19/09 11:17 AM

@live4sundays I'm not on the Outdoor network & Lifetime? You're fired (apologies to Donald Trump and that rats nest he calls hair).

5/19/09 11:15 AM

@youngkata. I'm glad you understand. Being a Diva is hard work. But I can handle it....cause I'm ME

5/19/09 11:02 AM

OK. The final word on surgery/no surgery. And it's from ME, so you know it's true, because....it's ME. Hope that cleared things up.

5/19/09 6:26 AM

Am I the puppet master, or what? Thanks to the Favre channel (ESPN) for keeping ME front & center. Will he, won't he? Classic ME

5/18/09 7:22 PM

@Live4Sundays Since when have I ever told the truth?

5/18/09 6:12 PM

Imay not be coherent the next couple of days. I have to start self medicating to prep for my surgery

5/18/09 4:15 PM

It just occurred to Me. You can't MinnEsota without ME either. How did I miss that? I guess I'm NOT the smartest craw fish in the pond.

5/18/09 3:51 PM

@Live4Sundays OK. Done deal. Bus is crying like a school girl. He's a bigger puss than ME & surgery.

5/18/09 3:14 PM

@Live4Sundays Color analyst AND Diva QB. I'm calling Bus and dumping him. Wanna be my agent. You so get ME. Finally someone like ME!

5/18/09 2:23 PM

Camp? I'm going to have to Google that. Not familiar with the term. Now, I gotta find my daughter so she can explain "Google that".

5/18/09 2:09 PM

It’s true. My friends (guinea pigs) at ESPN got it straight from the Diva’s mouth. I’m coming back baby! Aren't you thrilled for ME?

5/18/09 1:19 PM

Whew, what a weekend. A little mowing, little workout at high school, little diva practice. Seems I forgot something. Family? WHATever...

5/15/09 1:23 PM

Wondering how I (ME) can be an iron man on the field, and such a wuss off? Consecutive game streak baby. Surgery won't keep it alive...

5/15/09 10:23 AM

Well, just back from the so called Orthopedic Specialist, James Andrews. He really thinks he knows more about my arm than Me. He's not Me.

5/14/09 1:32 PM

Sorry I haven't been around. Withdrawal sucks, don't it? Been making all the changes associated with renaming Kiln to ME Mississippi.

5/12/09 2:48 PM

Can you believe it! I just got back from city hall. There already is a Favre Mississippi. So I bought & renamed Kiln to Me Mississippi.

5/12/09 8:45 AM

Well fans, I'm out for a while. Down to city hall. I'm fixin' to buy Kiln MS. Favre Mississippi has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

5/12/09 7:12 AM

I've been trying to get over ME but it's hard because, well, I'm ME, Brett friggin' Favre. Now I know how you feel, about ME.

5/12/09 12:07 AM

I gotta say, I'm bummed about John Madden retiring. He loves ME more than ME. Now who's going to tell everyone how great I am?

5/11/09 11:10 PM

A lot of people have been saying I'd have to be pretty dumb to unretire & play for the Vikings. I have one response. "What's your point"?

5/11/09 9:47 PM

You know, I watched Sports Center tonight and I wasn't the lead story. Gonna have to slap Bus up along side the head

5/11/09 5:17 PM

Hard to believe but I'm getting tired of talking about ME. Why don't you guys talk about ME for a while...

5/11/09 4:45 PM

Just remember. Can't spell team without an E and a M. Just saying...

5/11/09 4:15 PM

Is it just ME, or do I say "ME" a lot? It's probably just ME...

5/11/09 4:00 PM

Am thinking I need ME a catch phrase. Damn TO for "I love ME some ME". That would be SO ME

5/11/09 3:30 PM

A little later today I plan on practicing my "good ol' boy" routine. Come on back. It'll be classic ME. Promise