Friday, June 26, 2009

6/26/09 7:04 PM

Michael Jackson? Farrah Fawcett? How come these people get more pub than ME?. Because they died? They're not ME, and I'm still alive...

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

6/24/09 6:53 AM

Reports are I've reached deal with the Vikings. True. Done deal. Believe we finalized it all on August 10, 2008. Ready, Here I come Fran...

Sunday, June 21, 2009

6/21/09 9:19 AM

Now my arm is pain free? What about the rest of ME? Would hate to stop being a pain to the media & my adoring fans. I'm still ME after all..

Saturday, June 20, 2009

6/20/09 3:48 PM

How do people do it? Wife & kids? I mean really.... Talk, talk...talk talk talk. And none of it about ME. You'd think they were important.

Friday, June 19, 2009

6/19/09 7:14 AM

Be off for a bit. Down time with the family (I think they're mine). Plan on doing this every 40 years or so. That's ME. Brett, family man...

Thursday, June 18, 2009

6/18/09 6:31 AM

Catch ME on the news? Mugging for the cameras, over throwing HS receivers, blaming HS receivers for running wrong routes. Ready Vikings?

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

6/17/09 8:22 AM

Sales are down at my over priced Green Bay restaurant! Just because I'm a conniving liar & egomaniac? I'm still ME. Eat, drink, spend money.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

6/16/09 12:46 PM

People are all upset because I compared ME to Lombardi. There really is no comparison. He was just a coach, not ME. Take a chill Vince...

6/16/09 6:23 AM

Did you see ME on HBO. Classic ME. Good 'ol boy routine, I just wanna play, blah blah blah. No news, no decisions. 20 minutes of nothing...

Monday, June 15, 2009

6/15/09 3:36 PM

Here's a preview of the HBO interview. I'm gonna talk about nothing, whine because I don't get my way, and act like I'm smarter than you...

6/15/09 1:35 PM

Gonna watch the Joe Buck HBO interview? It should be great, just like the Greta interview. Classic ME. Now everyone will understand Me...

Sunday, June 14, 2009

6/14/09 2:59 PM

OK. Done with Vikings "check out" visit. I showed my Wrangler commercial about 30 times. Think they will notice it wasn't really live ME...

6/14/09 8:58 AM

Haven't been able to Tweet. The twits from the Vikings have been checking my arm. Why are they twits? They're pinning their season on ME...

Friday, June 12, 2009

6/12/09 10:52 AM

Not happy with the lack of ME news. I'm launching my own TV satellite. Was going to sell the extra bandwidth, but my ego will need it all...

6/12/09 8:20AM

Another week of OTA's missed. More non-stories on the Favre channel. Continued puppeting of the Vikings. All is right in the MEniverse...

Thursday, June 11, 2009

6/11/09 7:17 AM

'm just curious. I used to have my own category in the news crawler. What happened? You know there's never enough ME. I'll be watching...

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

6/10/09 7:31 AM

Now the Vikings are brushing ME off cause I didn't attend OTA's. Was that really ever in question? And you make fun of Cheeseheads...

6/10/09 12:00 AM

The Viking are giving ME a deadline? ME?.Have you been asleep for the last 5 years? When are these coaches & GM's gonna wake up?

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

6/9/09 3:42 PM

There's been talk that I should make up my mind, for the good of the team. Really? Have you been watching my ME the last few years? Wake up.

6/9/09 9:48 AM

I'm fixin' to teach Ted Thompson a lesson for pushing me out the door. I'm taking my ball & cry baby act, & going to Minnesota. Take that...

Monday, June 8, 2009

6/8/09 9:14 AM

I thought I'd have surgery, rest a couple of days,and go work out at the high school. Never thought it would hurt. Vicodin/Miller time...

Friday, June 5, 2009

6/5/09 7:14 PM

They had a ton of Sports Illustrated Mags with my pic on them, and NO ONE was buying. WTFFFFFFF...

6/5/09 8:43 AM

Heading out to the Packer Pro Shop tent sale. Gotta get ME a Packer jersey. Any guess as to who my favorite Packer is? Just kidding...

Thursday, June 4, 2009

6/4/09 6:42 AM

Just phoned Sage. Told him to work hard, study the playbook & then get ready to sit on the bench & kiss my ass. Think he's loving ME?

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

6/3/09 2:04 PM

I am SO pumped about not going to OTA's & training camp. Nothing like sitting in my mansion while my teammates sweat. So ME...

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

6/2/09 3:51 PM

Some writer types have been making jokes about a "Favre quota" for their respective media. Let ME clarify. It's no joke!!!!

6/2/09 7:50 AM

Seems to be a lull in talk about ME. What the hell is Bus doing anyway? Time to call one of my guinea pigs at the Favre network (ESPN).

Monday, June 1, 2009

6/1/09 1:20 PM

I've been listening to all this talk about GM going bankrupt. It's about time Ted Thompson got what was coming to him. Glad he's not ME.