Thursday, July 23, 2009

Article on Examiner com

Did you see this article? Examiner.com writer Jess Motiff posted this: Pride of a city - The Green Bay Packers.

Let me address a couple of points in this article because I think it always better to listen to ME when talking about ME. Here are some quotes that need clarification:

"Favre was a great part of the team’s history." Not a great part, the greatest part.

"However, for some to think that he is the franchise is just sad." Some to think? Everyone to think. And I also think he made a typo. "Is just sad" was probably supposed to read "makes me glad".

"The Packers didn’t come into existence in 1992." Well duh... How stupid do you think I am? I came to the Packers 1992. They must have been in existence when I came to them.

If you allow for time to trade for ME, design game plans for ME, build a separate dressing area just for ME, that would make the beginning year of the franchise about 1990. I haven't looked this up but I'm guessing I'm pretty close on the year.


I'll be contacting Mr Motiff to correct these quotes.

BFTD

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

ME on ME

Probably wondering why you haven't heard from ME for a while. Truth is, even I'm getting sick of ME. I mean really, how much more can be said about ME. We all know I'm the greatest, because, well, I'm ME.

So, I'm just gonna keep it low until I join the Vikings, because the Vikings deserve the best (ME) and I would never do anything to disrupt the team. Just ask the Jets. News you can trust, from ME.

BFTD

Friday, July 17, 2009

High School Football Players

There's been a lot of speculation on why I practice with high school football players. I'm an attention whore, I'm this, I'm that. All valid points but wrong. Why not just ask ME. Who knows ME better than ME?

It's very simple. It's the same reason that middls age guys often look for trophy girl friends. To make them feel young, alive, virile. I can't turn back the clock, so I find younger teammates.

Thats also why I have a separate dressing room from the rest of the team. I need to feel special. I'm ME, and the team is them. It has nothing to do with ME being vindictive, petty, immature, clueless, egotistical, manipulative, selfish, despicable, legacy-destroying, and traitorous.

Are we clear now? Good...

BFTD

Thursday, July 16, 2009

More Bashing?

Everyone seems to be a comedian these days... Ha, ha, ha. Brett's a vindictive, petty, immature, clueless, egotistical, manipulative, selfish, despicable, legacy-destroying, traitorous butt-head.

I can take the name calling people, but this site (Sconnie Nation) has gone too far. The 1st name is Bret, not Brent. Lucky they didn't put the last name or they probably would've spelled it like it's pronounced. Interesting story about that. When I was little, I couldn't pronounce Fav-re, so the family change the pronunciation for the greater good (ME). But I digress.....

This has got to stop. Isn't easier to love me than hate me? What's not to love? Even if I might be vindictive, petty, immature, clueless, egotistical, manipulative, selfish, despicable, legacy-destroying, and traitorous, is that really so bad? Think about it...

BFTD

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Judas Favre

Have you seen this website? Judas Favre. Everyone seems to have an opinion about ME. Why don't don't people just listen & believe ME?

Do these people think they're funny? Talking & acting like I'm some vindictive, petty, immature, clueless, egotistical, manipulative, selfish, despicable, legacy-destroying, traitorous butt-head. I'd like to set the record straight. I am NOT a butt-head.

People, people, this talk has got to stop. Why do you all persist? If you think it's your job to pick me apart, I have one word for you. Retire...


BFTD

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Bevelle's Visit

Thankfully they sent my good friend Darrell to check out my arm, and not someone objective. I told him I'll only come back so I can stick it to the Packers for 2 games if I can make it through a 16 game season. No, really. An they believed ME.

Thing is, I didn't exactly make it through last year in one piece, and I haven't done any off season training (overthrowing high school football players doesn't count), but none the less, they believed ME.

Finally!!! A team that gets it. It doesn't matter what the Vikings think, or do, as long as I get my way. I am SO gonna kick the Packers butt have a great season. It'll be classic ME, just wait and see.

BFTD