Friday, May 29, 2009

5/29/09 8:38 AM

Well of course I'm gonna play for the Vikings to prove my point. Just not sure what that point is anymore...

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

5/27/09 10:50 AM

Word is I'm on the terrorist watch list. Seems I'm better at this whole hostage thing than the people who make a living doing it. So ME...

5/27/09 9:34 AM

I don't understand the big deal about me waiting to make a decision. I've been holding NFL teams hostage for 5 years. It's just ME baby.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

5/26/09 6:11 PM

Reports are saying the Vikings gave ME until the end of the week to decide if I'm coming back. ME? Brett Friggin' Lorenzo Favre? Me?

5/26/09 12:14 PM

Teams talk about bringing ME in to start and mentor the other QB's on the roster until I am ready to retire. What does mentor mean exactly?

Sunday, May 24, 2009

5/24/09 5:35 PM

What a great Memorial Day weekend. Reconnected with my family. Did you know I have a wife & 2 kids? Surprised the hell out of ME.

Friday, May 22, 2009

5/22/09 7:10 AM

When I finally do retire (yeah, right) I know what I'm gonna do. Spokesperson. And I found the perfect company. http://www.flipflopco.com/

5/22/09 6:11 AM

ESPN reported Minnesotan's are "stressed" not knowing what I'm going do. SO, it's all about them now? Does anyone care that I'm stressed?

Thursday, May 21, 2009

5/21/09 1:58 PM

Let's see. Vikings 1st preseason game is August 14th. Six weeks recovery. That means a June 30th surgery. Awww, I'll miss training camp.

5/21/09 6:03 AM

For the latest on ME, follow ME. I always have the latest scoop on ME, because at this point, nobody loves ME as much as ME

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

5/20/09 12:58 PM

@Live4Sundays ME? I better ask him? You're my agent. Call him & tell him to tweet ME. Time to start earning that paycheck...



5/20/09 12:39 PM

It just occurred to me that I AM, the NFL. ME & Roger are working the details (we're on a 1st name basis). National Favre League. So ME...

5/20/09 11:34 AM

Just got back from lunch with my wife & kids. I think they're mine anyway. Every time I retire to spend time with them...well, you know

5/20/09 7:05 AM

OK..This is the definitive...final word, on surgery for ME. I'm still trying decide. Stay tuned for more ME....

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

5/19/09 2:27 PM

I just turned on ESPN and there talking about baseball. Friggin' BASEBALL? I am SO disillusioned. They don't know ME, like I know ME.

5/19/09 11:30 AM

The ME Poll. Brett Favre is 1. an attention whore 2. a Diva 3. Wishy washy 4. All of the above & a few more that aren't listed

5/19/09 11:21 AM

@live4sundays OK. You're rehired for now. I expect you to stay on top of ME with all this ME stuff. There's plenty of ME to go around.

5/19/09 11:17 AM

@live4sundays I'm not on the Outdoor network & Lifetime? You're fired (apologies to Donald Trump and that rats nest he calls hair).

5/19/09 11:15 AM

@youngkata. I'm glad you understand. Being a Diva is hard work. But I can handle it....cause I'm ME

5/19/09 11:02 AM

OK. The final word on surgery/no surgery. And it's from ME, so you know it's true, because....it's ME. Hope that cleared things up.

5/19/09 6:26 AM

Am I the puppet master, or what? Thanks to the Favre channel (ESPN) for keeping ME front & center. Will he, won't he? Classic ME

Monday, May 18, 2009

5/18/09 7:22 PM

@Live4Sundays Since when have I ever told the truth?

5/18/09 6:12 PM

Imay not be coherent the next couple of days. I have to start self medicating to prep for my surgery

5/18/09 4:15 PM

It just occurred to Me. You can't MinnEsota without ME either. How did I miss that? I guess I'm NOT the smartest craw fish in the pond.

5/18/09 3:51 PM

@Live4Sundays OK. Done deal. Bus is crying like a school girl. He's a bigger puss than ME & surgery.

5/18/09 3:14 PM

@Live4Sundays Color analyst AND Diva QB. I'm calling Bus and dumping him. Wanna be my agent. You so get ME. Finally someone like ME!

5/18/09 2:23 PM

Camp? I'm going to have to Google that. Not familiar with the term. Now, I gotta find my daughter so she can explain "Google that".

5/18/09 2:09 PM

It’s true. My friends (guinea pigs) at ESPN got it straight from the Diva’s mouth. I’m coming back baby! Aren't you thrilled for ME?

5/18/09 1:19 PM

Whew, what a weekend. A little mowing, little workout at high school, little diva practice. Seems I forgot something. Family? WHATever...

Friday, May 15, 2009

5/15/09 1:23 PM

Wondering how I (ME) can be an iron man on the field, and such a wuss off? Consecutive game streak baby. Surgery won't keep it alive...

5/15/09 10:23 AM

Well, just back from the so called Orthopedic Specialist, James Andrews. He really thinks he knows more about my arm than Me. He's not Me.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

5/14/09 1:32 PM

Sorry I haven't been around. Withdrawal sucks, don't it? Been making all the changes associated with renaming Kiln to ME Mississippi.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

5/12/09 2:48 PM

Can you believe it! I just got back from city hall. There already is a Favre Mississippi. So I bought & renamed Kiln to Me Mississippi.

5/12/09 8:45 AM

Well fans, I'm out for a while. Down to city hall. I'm fixin' to buy Kiln MS. Favre Mississippi has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

5/12/09 7:12 AM

I've been trying to get over ME but it's hard because, well, I'm ME, Brett friggin' Favre. Now I know how you feel, about ME.

5/12/09 12:07 AM

I gotta say, I'm bummed about John Madden retiring. He loves ME more than ME. Now who's going to tell everyone how great I am?

Monday, May 11, 2009

5/11/09 11:10 PM

A lot of people have been saying I'd have to be pretty dumb to unretire & play for the Vikings. I have one response. "What's your point"?

5/11/09 9:47 PM

You know, I watched Sports Center tonight and I wasn't the lead story. Gonna have to slap Bus up along side the head

5/11/09 5:17 PM

Hard to believe but I'm getting tired of talking about ME. Why don't you guys talk about ME for a while...

5/11/09 4:45 PM

Just remember. Can't spell team without an E and a M. Just saying...

5/11/09 4:15 PM

Is it just ME, or do I say "ME" a lot? It's probably just ME...

5/11/09 4:00 PM

Am thinking I need ME a catch phrase. Damn TO for "I love ME some ME". That would be SO ME

5/11/09 3:30 PM

A little later today I plan on practicing my "good ol' boy" routine. Come on back. It'll be classic ME. Promise